Bush today pardoned not one, but two turkeys. They’re both going to Disneyland.
Look who’s encouraging a culture of dependency now?
Hope the Cato Institute won’t go easy on this soft on turkey/ soft bigotry of low expectations shtick.
Otherwise, more turkeys might settle for sucking on the teat of the welfare state rather than claiming their piece of the ownership society.
Josh Eidelson 
WEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOOO.
That my West Wing ripoff alert siren. I’ll be employing it from now on.
“I chose Eric because Troy doesn’t like to be touched, which surely we’re not going to execute him for.” (approx)