John Derbyshire shows off his “compassionate conservatism”:

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me
Seven Jackson shake-downs,
Six insults to Thomas,
Five votes for Al!
Four Baraka poems,
Three profiling protests,
Two slots at Yale,
And a hook-up to BET…

Christians have no special standing.
Moslem numbers are expanding.
Flight-school lessons they’re demanding —
Sharia law is here!